Monday, August 12, 2019

Competent counseling

J Adams 
I went to my psychiatrist to be psychoanalyzed to find out why I kicked the cat and blacked my husband's eyes
And here is what he dredged up from my subconscious mind

When I was one my mummy hid my dolly in a trunk and so it follows naturally that I am always drunk

When I was 2 I saw my daddy kiss the maid one day and that is why I now suffer from kleptomania

At 3 I had feelings of ambivalence to my brothers and so it follows naturally I poison all my lovers

But I am happy now because I've learned that everything I do that's wrong is someone else's fault

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